Tuesday, March 22nd, Star of Kings

We were at The Star of Kings last night and kicking things off we had Naomi Wattis and just why she’s now convinced doing an iron man makes you remotely like Robert Downey Jnr. It was then over to Jack Short and the Ukrainian crisis in 21st century Tindr langauage: Ukraine and Russia are exes. Ukraine had enough of Russia’s toxic masculinity and moved on and started flirting with Nate O. Russia got crazy jealous and is now in the if I can’t have you no one can mindset. Sounds about right. It was then over to Jamie Skepper and

Sunday, March 20th, Star of Kings

Sunday at The Star of Kings kicked off with the mellifluous marvel that is Barbara Fernandez, whose top half is very American and her lower echelons decidedly Parisienne. It was then over to Donal Vaughan, a man who proudly proclaims he is an anti-vegan: he can’t eat anything that hasn’t suffered to get to his plate. Next was Cedric Aubert and The Action Man gay nightclub set that came complete with tiny bottles of poppers and leather chaps. After Cedric was Geet Chawla, whose parents were a bit like the EU in as much as they weren’t happy with the