We were at Arch1 last night and kicking things off we had Bond fan Matt Heath, with the first of the evening’s suggestions for what prince Andrew might consider for future employment. The marvellously musical Barbara Fernandez was next. Barbara, as it turns out, sang at her ex-agent’s funeral. At least until security stopped her. It was then over to Ryan Sheehan who has got to a place in life where he really knows himself…and knows he’s utterly fucked. The brilliant Elliott Brown was next with the full range of bakery kinks from bread fucking to loaf sniffing and bagel
We were at Arch1 last night and what a cracking show it turned out to be. Getting the crowd off to a brilliant start was the hilarious Sam Adamson with sex toys, playground oddities and inflatable siblings. It was then over to Duffy Connors and a few tips on how to make those ferry journeys fly by before Tino Giaccotto told us he’d moved here to learn English, but after two years working in a restaurant, he’s now fluent in Spanish and Polish, but no better with English. After Tino was Phillip Cornwall, escaping from the corporate world one reclaimed
So last night was G&B’s Dark Delights, our homage to all things dark and twisted in comedy and what a fabulous night it was. Kicking things off we had Billy Kerr who reckons losing your hair is a bit like losing your virginity: it’s all over and done before you know it. Jaz Mattu was next with his lamentation to Bobbins the cat…plus a fuck you to comedy course advice. We then had the deliciously dark diva, Hannah O’Donnell who gives kudos to Eunice’s recent blowjob skills. Stephen Portlock was after Hannah with spunk in the eye of God before
Headlining December 1st at Arch1 we have the brilliant Sean Knox and the utter legend that is Jimbo. Bringing the laughs for the rest of the night we have this fabulous lot: Doug Graves Barbara Fernandez Jack Davies David Parsons Omodara Olatunji Mr Lorraine Connor Yeates Lim Ajay Rose Joseph O’Donovan Louis Brady Emma Richardson Marc Molnar Tom Cousins Peter Wallace Show starts at 7.30pm.