Monday night at The Star of Kings was our LGBT+ nights and I think it was one of my absolute favourites. First to the mic and kicking things off in true style was the wonderful Lily Webb who has recently deciding to identify as non-binary, because finding new and interesting ways to piss off your parents is a full time job. Next up and keeping things ship shape and spotless was the fabulous Sue-the-Cleaner (aka Liam Harney). Sue has found the cost of living rise tough, so to save money on heating, she has an occasional bath with the toaster.
We were at The Star of Kings last night and kicking things off we had Naomi Wattis and just why she’s now convinced doing an iron man makes you remotely like Robert Downey Jnr. It was then over to Jack Short and the Ukrainian crisis in 21st century Tindr langauage: Ukraine and Russia are exes. Ukraine had enough of Russia’s toxic masculinity and moved on and started flirting with Nate O. Russia got crazy jealous and is now in the if I can’t have you no one can mindset. Sounds about right. It was then over to Jamie Skepper and