Wednesday, March 16th, Arch One

We were at Arch1 last night and kicking things off we had Bond fan Matt Heath, with the first of the evening’s suggestions for what prince Andrew might consider for future employment. The marvellously musical Barbara Fernandez was next. Barbara, as it turns out, sang at her ex-agent’s funeral. At least until security stopped her. It was then over to Ryan Sheehan who has got to a place in life where he really knows himself…and knows he’s utterly fucked. The brilliant Elliott Brown was next with the full range of bakery kinks from bread fucking to loaf sniffing and bagel