Kicking off Tuesdays show at The Bell was Matt Eley, a man you don’t want to challenge on a zebra crossing. Next was Aidan McKeown and why it’s better to let you dog play with soldiers than farmers. It was then over to Gabriel Celaya and why all the signs were there in the early days with JK Rowling. Sam Garnett then had us all feel a bit sorry for the olympic skiers who got a bit overly cocky. After Sam was Tony Carr with a trip down memory lane to an evening with Tony Carr at The Comedy Store. Next was Matt Tuplin and why you can’t do a quarter fast, but can get a good pale ale in India. Hot on Matt’s heels was Paddy G and how the difference between a maths tutor and a predator is all about the tone. After Paddy was Jack Townsend who still can’t get over the fact the Australians, a nation with little by way or real winter, beat us at the winter Olympics. It was then over to Sam Barrett, aka Thankles a fond childhood name…not. Closing the first half was Matt Withers and the hard task of holding on the the FIFA peace prize. And what about Tony Robinson, he’s got bitter since leaving Time Team.
The second half got off to a great start thanks to the hilarious Athanasia Kontou and why people find her name so very easy. It was then over to Eric Olsen, a man who loves an apple spritz…and a good dick pic. Next was Aardy Kumaravel, who made us all question those extended family uncles. After Aardy was Alex Groves and the joyous middle class pursuit of off piste day drinking before Brandon Brown gave us a talk on animal rights and why beastiality may or may not be wrong. It was then over to Janet Lynn and the problem with the vaginal gapeage of Mario Puzo’s descriptive narrative. Stas Kuz then told us he may have suffered from a bit of nominative determinism. Yeah, that needs translating. Our penultimate act was none other than Mossy, who took us on a trip down memory lane to some of TV’s wholesome greats, like Saville and Glitter. Closing the show was the Aussie awesomeness that is the fabulous Kim Hope. Kim loves living in London. She especially enjoys how seeing it and saying it compels TFL to do something about manspreading on the tube. One thing she’s not so keen on is the amount of hard work involved in sex, and the whole catch and peel of it all.