Wednesday at The Bell was kicked off by our most recent New act winner, the hilarious Max Devine and some bovine impressions. Next was Tony Carr and why the Chinese are the absolute boss at foreplay. We then had Aarian Mehrabani and why a steady hand is very important if aiming at a cup. After Aarian was Bekki Cleland and why even Death is selling The Big Issue now to make ends meet. Hot on Bekki’s heels was Paul Rowinski, a self-confessed exceptional man who reckons it’s not easy being as interesting as he. The fabulous Paul Little (pictured) was next with how to wield the power of the librarian’s shhhhhhhhh! Closing the first half was Mark Nicholas and everything from wrinkle counting to prime numbers and why paracetamol will help you with your maths.
Opening the 2nd half, after a little luck and chance magic, Kamien Deane got things going with just why work drinks drains the life from you. It was then over to Ferdy Turral who confessed to having some mummy issues, which become obvious when on the tube. After Ferdy was Patrick McGonagle and just how Aldgate hasn’t changed; it’s still a bit shit. Next was Candace Redden the least namaste yoga instructor you’ll ever find. Hot on Candace’s heels was Alina Valea and why magic carpets are better than Ryan Air. The one and only Ellis Strong was next with news of some of his nan’s special offers and bulk booking discounts. Sophie Stemmons then had us realised best wishes are at best tepid at worst just a cold regard. Our penultimate act was the fabulous Andrew Steel and all the simply fabulous things about him from foot size to ISIS babies. Closing the show was the simply fabulous Tracey Bowman and the things you shouldn’t attempt with an arthritic hip or a caravan…new or otherwise.