Write-up by guest MC Martin Ashworth.
Wednesday at The Star of Kings was one of those nights where everyone was up for everything. The show kicked off thanks to Martina O’Sullivan showing off her banging Duolingo streak. Next was Jonny Brace, all the way from Dublin, explaining his failed stint as Daddy Pig and how he’s absolutely, definitely not bitter about it. We then had Raj Kukadia, son of the OG and very much a bossman in his own right. Lincoln Ho followed with why first dates are elite and Grace Miller then summed up the worst two months of their life. It was over to Eoghan Collins, a man who gets nervous around condoms, before Indi Madray closed the half as a walking, talking cultural identity crisis.
After the break, the second half got going thanks to Amber Phillips, with a survey on the shared hatred of potholes. Gary Johl was next with his two claims to fame, both of which raised further questions. Sam Garnett then returned after a year off to sort his life out. Next was Ajay , who carries bottles of chilli sauce, just in case. Arthur Mitchell (pictured) followed, claiming to be the only person to take Naked Friday seriously. Mani Ahmed then educated us on spices. Closing the show was Nick Morey, explaining why he simply doesn’t attend parties he hasn’t been invited to. A role model for us all.
That’s your lot. Join us for the All Stars heats next week.