January 20th at The Bell kicked off with some hilarity thanks to Amber Phillips and the age old debate of length vs girth. Dylan Almeida was next with why he’s taking more UK jobs that you’d think. It was then over to Aarian Mehrabani and the problem with the Iranian golden penis. Next was Freddie Cornwell and the real cause of sleep apnea. After Freddie was Dan Brookes, a man who prefers a bitter mushroom free working environment. We then had Isaac Kirby, who told us just how much he misses his home country’s lethal wildlife before Charlie Firth explained the problem with the beer challenge. Stanislav Gunko then told us just how much he appreciated Trump’s hard work getting us to forget all about Russia. Closing the first half was the musical hilarity of Jonny Brace and some kitty ditties and the problem with vaccines.
After the break we had the hilarious Paul Little and the tale of the tortoise and the hare. It was then over to Alina Valea, thus named after quality bin bags. Next was Sam Primarolo and the problem with the 4am dick pic. We then had Alex Thornbury and why dying doing something you love is very little consolation. After Alex was Jack Townsend, who unfortunately found Alex Jones and Infowars before therapy. Our penultimate act was Sam Hainsworth (pictured), whose parents just want him to stop settling down. Closing the show was the simply hilarious Jim Hooker, a man from Essex who ain’t afraid of blue lights and reckons a man cave is your first step towards divorce proceedings.