It was an absolutely jam-packed afternoon at The Star of Kings on Sunday. First to the stage was the hilarious Kieran Dee and why glad guys are quantum locked with Ross Kemp. It was then over to Declan Evans, a player who could teach you a thing or two about dating twins. We then had Jordan Bonner, a man who longer for a bit of gratuitous homophobia from his accepting parents. Next we had Roy Michael, who wondered if it’s ok to take the piss out of RFK’s voice. Yes, was the consensus. Michael Campuzano then confessed to the fact he thinks he’ll never be a dad…so long as he refuses to do things he’s no good at. After Michael was Ellie Wood (pictured), who loves a spiritual plumber…her partner not so much. It was then over to Rhys Jose, who’s really not a hot cryer. Next was Dave Aron and how not to sound linguistically genocidal. Alan Martin then gave us a little tip on how to enjoy life more: don’t live in Tower Hamlets! Andrew Conway then told us how to write a Grindr profile before John Pape gave us some great advice on the entrance atire for the modern sex party. Closing the first party was Jonny Brace who explained why Starbucks employees are not trained in therapy.
After the break we got off to a great start thanks to Mackenzie Pike and the big difference between men and women: it’s about where we pee. Next was Bianca Boorer, who specialises in debt…very much so according to her credit cards. Rob McAlone then told us why you shouldn’t get confused with what type of keto diet you’re on. After Rob was Richard Taylor, who may or may not have had a masturbatory stroke. Kate Mc then told us her safe word is tzatziki. It was then over to Robert Jones, a cross between an Armenian gangster and a Temu George Clooney. Our penultimate act was Sunny Dhesi, who explained the problem with being his family’s Jesus. Closing the show was the hilarious Mj Hunter. MJ discovered something rather interesting: his girlfriend is definitely under 50.