March 6th at The Royal George was another fun and busy night at the club. First to the stage was the hilarious Lucy Jenner. Lucy once tried speed dating, which is maybe why she now prefers women. Jonny Brace was next with why eating the rich may still be an option before Sam Mullen (pictured) explained why having distinctive tattoos can be an issue with online content. It was then over to William da Silva and why you should never give someone the finger in Brazil. We then had the fabulous Babetta Mann and her redefining of stalking: robust qualitative research. After Babetta was Eve Perry and a new gameshow called “What’s In My Bra?”. Shaun England was next giving off that big kidney energy before Helena Moody explained how to get banned from Tik Tok in 3 easy likes. After Helena was Tony O’Hara and why he loves it over in London; it’s the first time he ever saw a man order a half. Closing the evening’s first half we had the fabulous Kyriakos Vlachos. Kyriachos is finding being gay very difficult. He barely has time these days to keep up with the multiple series of Ru Paul let alone get a few orders of coke a week.
After the break we got off to a great start thanks to Paul Little and tip #21: remember you’re the one talking. Mac O’Donnell then gave us an insight into The Met’s new interrogation technique before Gabriel Celaya told us why he’s a triple threat in The City. Sophie Stemmons then explained why, regardless of hair style, Princess Dianna was no lesbian. It was then over to Megan O’Brien who doesn’t like being single. Just ask the staff at Lush. Shreya Vaidyanathan was after Megan. Shreya told us why dating sites should have a rule about posting full length pics. I’m talking about people’s height! Our penultimate act was the professor of the profane, Gordon MacSween. Gordon took us on a journey from cock to c**t and everything in-between. Closing the show was the hilarious Declan Evans. Declan still hasn’t found that dog, but maybe it’s his dad to blame. He’s a bit of a magician after all.