January 14th at The Bell the show kicked off thanks to the hilarious Richard Wheatley and the problem with electric loo doors. Next was Jenny Jope and her worrying genetic condition. After Jenny was Aarian Mehrabaniand a questionable brainstorm meeting at Mattel. We then had Stanislav Gunko, a Russian immigrant who loves how well secured windows are in the UK. Tony Matthews then demonstrated some complex dance moves before Dylan Almeida told us that re recently discovered his true melanin recipe. It was then over to Freddie Cornwell and how to repel and Irish ladies. Next was Dov Citron and the mother snake hat. Closing the first half was the brilliant Georgia Thorp, who paid good money to learn to breath and confidently say we’re never enough.
After the break we got off the a great start thanks to the fabulous Tommy Knocker (aka Jim Hooker – pictured), a rocker who’s worked with the biggest names in the industry…what industry we’ve no idea. Next was Sam Hainsworth. When Sam was a kid, all he wanted was a bedroom without a hand break. After Sam was Susan Kitcatt and the woes of Sarah Brightman. Hot on Susan’s heels was Alex Shaw and some stellar Trump impressions. Kamien Deane then confessed to wondering about a fake moustache, but went for fake clean-shaven instead. It was then over to Michael Lloyd, who may not have seen the smiles of the audience, but he certainly heard their laughs. Our penultimate act was Andrew Steel, a man who’s not keen on Stars Wars, largely due to his strong anti-incest policy. Closing the show was the wonderful Amber Phillips and why the descriptive definition of peek-a-boo knickers caused some controversy.