Wednesday night at The Bell was a fun show all kicked off with some sartorial fabulousness thanks to the Clapham slut – who’s not from Clapham – that is Marco Del Valle. It was then over to Amber Phillips, whose jacket was giving…mainly confusion for Amber it seems. We then had Tony Carr and the live Facebook updates set. Sofia Cano was next with the #1 rule of threesomes: never with a friend…and always have snacks! Shahbaaz Mahboubi then lamented the change in his friends’ group and the joys of a good family album. It was then the turn of MJ, who loves a holiday romance and a Wetherspoons duty free pint at 7am. Talking of airports, our next act, Lea Pateman (pictured), who used to enjoy a good travel patdown when it was hot guys on security. After Lea was Ian Colyer and the problem with Brighton’s everything must go bomb sales. Closing the first half was the hilarious Nigel Wolfin and why you need to be careful to not mix up AI and the A1and why couch to 5K is easier if you start with just the couch.
Kicking off the second half was Eoghan Collins and moonwalking priests. Next was Dan Skillbeck and no, no, no, no. It was then over to Sam Prynn and the teeny, tiny penis that was a great big conversion. After Sam was Will Hatfield, a man who sees colour, just not the right ones. Hot on Will’s heels was Damon Bowen-Ashwin, who has a qualification in ball freezing. Tony Matthews then gave us his secret family recipe for curried goat. Our penultimate act was supposed to be Colin Firth, but we ended up with the arguably Charlie Firth. Closing the show was Stanislav Gunko who demonstrated why he’s not a spy, but could be if he wanted.