Tuesday at The Bell kicked off thanks to the fabulous Brandon Brozorio and some of the stranger rules you might not be aware of in restaurants…or with wet babies. Next was Alex Farrell, a man whose nan is covertly medicating him. After Alex was Sam Gray, who wonders why Neil Armstrong hasn’t told us about seeing ships fall off the edge. We then had Tony Matthews, who reminisced about an old, and expensive, love. Hot on Tony’s heels was Rick Ford, a man from a family that loves nothing more than a buy one get one free and a two for one bargain…his mom had three sets of twins! Closing the first half was Aarian Mehrabani, a man who can tell he’s a big lover of the cock even if he can see it or not. Which can sometimes be a bonus.
After the break, and a bit of celebrity magic, we got off to a great start thanks to the brilliant Sophie Stemmons, was the perfect partner by doing her girlfriend’s favourite set for her. We then had Jason June who’ll happily do as he’s told when the AI overlords take over. Our next act was Michael Alhadeff, who told us how to grade disabilities by sexiness. Our penultimate act was Si H Walker, a man who claims to be Scotland’s ugliest comedian, but you can’t deny he has a certain way with the ladies. Closing the show was the musical hilarity of the awesome Jonny Brace (pictured) and everything from autistic dogs and corrupt doctors to xenophobic Peppa Pigs and the big, end of season finale of US politics.