We had a cracking show at The Bell on December 10th. Kicking things off was the fabulously funny Charlie Firth and his prowess with the whole car lifting business. Next was Danielle Scott, who proves you don’t need to be good with numbers to be an accountant. It was then over to Rudolph (pictured), aka Calvin Smith. Rudolph seems to be struggling under the pressure of Christmas already, so give him a break. We then had Susan Kitcatt and some great advice she should share with Greta Thunberg. Tony Carr then explained why it’s not a good idea to have your blood pressure done while watching PornHub. After Tony was Andrew Norwood, who told us how to beat your average elite athlete before Freddie Cornwell gave us a set about bees, babies and Nazis. After Freddie was Sam Day, Robbie Williams’ #1 superman.Closing the first half was Dylan Almeida, a man who could spontaneously combust if he doesn’t get laid soon.
After the break, and a little bit of magic, we got off to a cracking start thanks to Pete Kinsella who, despite his 50+ tattoos, says he’s not a fan of body art. Rowan Faife was next with the full Norwich experience before Patrick Gormley did his first ever, and rather brilliant, comedy set and well and truly educated us on just how influential Einstein actually was. After Patrick was Ella Clark, someone who can put any man in his place…especially if that man’s place is flat on his back out cold. It was then over to Paul Rowinski and why one’s lineage can be important, if confusing. Hot on Paul’s heels was Andrew Steel, a man who smells fabric conditioner fresh and has absolutely no opinions about Star Wars casting. Our penultimate act was Nick Bain, who put everyone straight about him being oh not so straight. Closing the show was the hilarious Declan Evans and some truly great life hacks. Like how to successfully date twins and what to do if your GCSE’s are a bust.