Tuesday night at The Bell got off to a great start thanks to the hilarious Jenny Jope and the trauma of inherited restless leg syndrome. It was then over to Gareth Beavis and the scientific evidence that being Santa is hard work and a temporal miracle. Next was Will Usherwood-Bliss, the best hydrated act of the entire evening. After Will was Ella Clark, who tries her best to work with the somewhat lacking potential she has found in the heterosexual dating pool. The truly unique Tony Matthews was next with news of his levitation classes…so long as he gets them off the ground. Barbara Fernandez then explained some complex psychological conditions with the help of the Teletubbies. Closing the first half was Jack Clerkin and the joys of sex…one day.
Our second half got off to a great start thanks to Max Devine and some interesting impressions, including a podcast listener on the tube. Next was Brandon Brozorio and the equestrian set. After Brandon was Janet Lynn, who has dedicated her love to Sue Perkins. It was then over to Chris Halton who may or may not one day be known as The Hinge Murderer. Hot on Chris’ heels was the fabulous Mark Kendrick Johnson whose best flirting move is staring at someone till they ask if he’s ok. Our penultimate act was Mj Hunter, who told us of the close, bonded relationship he has with his girlfriend…and rappers. Closing the show was the simply brilliant Caroline Madds, a lady who has found her authentic self, but not her Pino Grigio limit. She’s a savvy financier, though, and has invested heavily in TK Max and ASOS.