It was a fun show Monday night at The Star of Kings. Aarian Mehrabani kicked things off with a little Christmas nostalgia and when he discovered Santa isn’t real and Argos very much is. Next was Mani Ahmed and why he’s just as shocked as everyone else to be part of the new international peacekeeping culture. It was then over to the fabulous Pyjama Man (aka Will Peace) and a stretchy fun sing-a-long. Tony Carr then demonstrated just why you should never read someone’s messages over their shoulder on the tube. We then had Lucas Main and the best place to get yourself a tearful hand job. We then had the return of Jimbo and how Archimedes helped him out the bath. It was then the turn of the musical Scarlett Thomas and an ode to unhappy dogs and just where one would display a butt plug range. After Scarlet was Prakash Mistry and the many benefits of arranged marriages before our first headliner, the hilarious Kyriakos Vlachos, told us how hair straighteners helped turn him gay and why all pigeons lives matter.
After the break, and a little memory feat and some danger magic (pictured), we got off to a great start thanks to our reigning G&B All Star, the fabulous Kieran Dee, aka James Bald double oh f**k! Next was Alex Green and the mystery of why knives weren’t named “chop sticks”. It was then over to Stephen Tait and why he’s below the cat in the peking order at home. After Stephen was Taylor Perry and the embalming army. Hot on Taylor’s heels was Ajay and how to lower expectations in life, but not with sex. We then had Janet Lynn and how to get rinsed for treats by your dog. Blake Aidan then told us why all the bitches chase him: he’s the decoy in greyhound races. Our penultimate act was the fabulous Rosie G who turns out to be a bit of a size queen. Surgeons beware! Closing the show was the brilliant Kim Hope, a lady who’s genetically disposed to a bit of tea-leafery and golden retriever energy.