It was a cracker of a show Sunday afternoon at The Star of Kings. First to the stage was Mj Hunter, a man who says he’s a sexy cryer, but not sure if he has much to offer a threesome. Next was Mark Moloney, who recently got into cocktails. His favourite’s The godfather, but the first two are more than enough. After Mark was David Robinson who wonders just how horny you have to be to order butt plugs off Amazon Prime. Next was Becky Jade who’s had a poo at guy Ritchie’s, so you can’t say she’s not lived. It was then over to Kerry Thompson, a man who loves his research, but not his Royals. Dónal Ó Catháin then told us he reckons period drama has done little for Irish sex appeal before Chris Ford told us about almost having had a panic attack in a panic room before realising it was just a Bar One. Freddie Main then confessed he’s desperate enough to do Fleetwood Mac…living or dead. It was then over to Rodney trotter’s stunt double, Declan Evans, before James Townsend told us just what a foodie he is. Well, he’s fond of a scotch egg. Closing the first half was the ever unique storytelling talents of Colin D.H. Smith. Sunday we had the history of Scottish Independence, told through the medium of mash, ice cream and a selection of sex toys.
After the break we got off to a fabulous start thanks to Carwyn Blayney and the tacking rules that ban above the nipple action. It was then over to Tiger who is confused by our traditional dishes: beans on toast just describes what’s on the plate and Eton mess just describes what going on in Downing Street. We then had the fabulous Katherine Dellar (pictured) who hit us with everything from egg smashing to jar donations and manspreading. Elle Pea was next with traps and lats, the new coffee place in Dalston before Sam Hampson confessed he was banned from Etsy. Just don’t why. After Sam was Rosalie Van Onzenoort who explained work place red flag bingo before Claire Hutchison explained why Kim Kardashian and Cleopatra are almost the same person. Closing the show was the brilliant Pete Kinsella, aka Aquaman if he worked at Gregg’s. Pete had some interesting takes on everything from the Kennel Club, which he reckons is the last bastion of old school eugenics, to the Met’s ability to make or break a local property market.
So that was another fun Sunday at The Star of Kings. Headlining next Sunday we’ve the hilarious James Sutton and the musical Barbara Fernandez.