We had a fun night at The Royal George on Thursday. First to the stage was Stanislav Gunko who is doing wonders for the Russian tourist board. It was then over to Tony Carr who assured us he is quite definitely not miserable. Next was Harry Legge and why Bank station is no place to meet a date. Paul Irwin (pictured) then told us stealing brunch money is how the bullies go at posh schools. Dean Helliwell then told us he’s a Northerner, but not a Spice Girl. It was then over to Jamie-Dean who works in retail as his company’s secret weapon to quash complainers. After Jamie was Chloe Juliette, someone you’ll always find in the kitchen at parties…doing therapy! Ollie Taylor then confessed to rarely getting past the word “analysis” on Google before Mj Hunter had the audience agree that there’s a good chance he’s not good at the sex. Closing the first half was the hilarious Amber Phillips. Amber gave Dean an offer he’d be a fool to refuse before giving some interesting tourist tips for Southgate.
After the break, and a little arty magic, we got off to a great start thanks to Carwyn Blayney. Having recently been told by his doctor that he has a cracking body, he later discovered the proper medical term is eczema. Alex Daish then informed us smoking will soon be cool again before Jack Gregson confessed to be a common, run of the mill idiot. It was then over to the brilliant Neil Davies whose recipe for a long life is good food, god exercise and good sex. Two out of three ain’t bad, though. Mac O’Donnell then confessed a someone who got arrested at a gig recently gave cause for Mac to rethink his comedy. Closing the show was the fabulous Declan Evans, a man whom you should thank your lucky stars he’s not your postman…or the guy who organised your stag do.