Thursday night’s Royal George Charing Cross Road and we got off to a great start thanks to Stanislav Gunko (pictured), who supports Tottenham; as a Russian it’s all about the suffering. After Stan was Marc Cohen, who’s desperately trying to get his monthly masturbation up to over 20 a month…for health reasons. Chuck Mason then put Salisbury on the map for something other than radioactive poisoning before Tony Carr told us why he needs to watch his blood pressure…and less porn. Steve Garry then told us all about his nasal grooming before Simon Draper told us he worries he’s been giving off too much old bill energy…even on his wedding night. The fabulous Rosie G was next with some BC comedy, which is before cavemen. It was then over to Jill Duncan who recently had a facial that might possibly have been a crime that could be reported as a war crime torture. Closing the first half was Chiff Powell and the notable theme parks of Devon and soft closing toilet seats.
After the break Jill Duncan then projected an imaginary card onto everyone’s phone before Roops gave us a little glimpse of what he might be doing for the psoriasis society. Charlotte Imbert then tried to get rid of her concussion by nutting the G&B wall. It was then over to Sam Harper-Booth who explained the top bottom gay dynamic via bins, maps and diet fibre. After Sam was Anton Potasyev who thinks Starmer is a bit of a cute cat, which isn’t some retro cool slang. Rhys Jose then thanked the venue for wipe clean seating and cursed anyone who brought their baby to work. Alistair Nicol then told us about dancer suicide and how to get your ADHD diagnosis. It was then over to Mark Bloodworth and why you should never be caught in the shameful act of working by your family. Our penultimate act was Fred Bell, an out and proud Catholic who told us how the Vatican has given self-confidence and tax awareness to all its followers. Closing the show was the brilliant Arthur Mitchell and the secret of how to make a Pot Noodle delicious – add boiling water – and how to make a relationship work…well, he might not actually be the man for that advice.