Things got off to a great start at Royal George Charing Cross Road on January 22nd thanks to Chiff Powell, who’s proper dodgy…he works in tax. It was then over to Richard Wheatley and why it’s important to make sure your dick pic is actually your dick. After Richard was Kyriakos Vlachos, who was not a dramatic or creative child: he was just very gay! Next was Dylan Almeida, a man who’s 60% probable cause. Susan Kitcatt was next with some stellar advice on how to stop a potential stalker before Max Devine gave us filthy Friday…on a Thursday. We then had Prakash Mistry and why English breakfast tea is so disappointing. Cameron Holder then explained why the gays simply couldn’t cop with inheriting the Earth. After Cameron was Andrew Steel and why scissoring can’t make a baby. It was then over to Stanislav Gunko and why today was a truly great day: James Corden did nothing! Closing the first half was Rich Bunn, aka the Chelsea Bunn, a man who may one day be our secret weapon to calm the f**k out of Donald Jessica Trump.
Kicking off the second half we had the hilarious Sam Gray and just why Boots is a bit ani-men. Next was Raj Kukadia whose dad was an old school immigrant and swam here. No dingy for him. Rob McAlone the warned us about those awkward shared cubicle moments before Joanne Mallon assured us she’s not afraid of bombing. Next was Stanley Brown, who told us of those teachers who made powerful impacts on him, especially the racist ones. Ferdy Turral then told us just why he fears people seeing him buy bog roll. Our penultimate act was Rhys Jose (pictured) and why even the gays can be bullies. Closing the show was G&B fave, the brilliant Declan Evans, a multilingual man who can talk to any nationality…so long as they’re from Essex.