It was a fun show at The Bell on Wednesday. First to the stage was Jonny Brace and just who is Ryan Binkley. It was then over to Tom Draper and depression sentient urinals. Declan Kennedy then gave us honest farts and the real meaning of tinsel before Indi Madray hit us with Tom, Dick and Gary from accounts. After Indi we had Jack Henison who’ll hopefully one day have his wish to be in a band called Hip…so his tribute act can be called Hip replacement. We then had Declan Evans (you wait ages for one Declan then…) and some great tips on how to date twins. Tiger was hot on Declan’s heels with just how he keeps his stomach so smooth. Closing the first half was Pete Kinsella. Pete let us in on a little secret he discovered recently: the ‘B’ in BDSM does not stand for bacon.
After the break, and Pete Kinsella demonstrating his newly found magical skills, we got off to a great start thanks to G&B’s poet laureate, Jack Scullion and his able assistant Tom Draper (both pictured). Who knew poetry could be so cool. Nick Morey then explained how Roger from American Dad can work as a chat up line, Mark Daniels then gave us secret cinema, naked coffee and the immersive barbie experience before Tom Manning confessed that the power of Monopoly may have gone to his head. It was then over to Lucy Jenner and the latest new words and phrases for the best brainrot. Closing the show was the hilarious Johnny Murph, the head of Hamley’s rapping dept and big fan of wind farm shepherding.
So that was Wednesday at The Bell. Headlining next Wednesday we’ve Eoghan Collins and Alex D. Love.