We had a load of new faces at The Bell on Wednesday night and kicking things off was the hilarious Rohan Ashar and the joys of going out for a British. Eoghan Collins was next with the struggle of the Irish…via dentistry. Next was Sam Garnett a man who definitely doesn’t have a 14 inch penis. After Sam was Mani Ahmed who just came back from Pakistan and managed to not get married. Emily Duchen then confessed to having a very capacious nasal cavity before Keith Mendes told us all about his mother auctioning him off on Ebay, quite successfully it seems. Closing there first half was the brilliant Tom Draper (pictured) and the love of the lateral flow, AI creativity and some collective creativity.
After the break we got off to a cracking start thanks to Tony Carr and his 300th gig! Who knew Tony was quite the skateboarder in his day. Alfi Howard then told us how to blend in with da youf, no matter where before Jazmyn Sadari confessed to having recently invested in some Spanx. After Jazmyn was Wayne Murahwa and why Argentina is a suspicious retirement destination for certain types. It was then over to Gareth Neale who has kids in a range of sizes: small to medium. Eytan Bayme then confessed that after years of self-medicating, he’s finally been diagnosed as American. It was then over to Monica Dahiya, a lady who likes a bad boy, the kind who might not even care about properly ejecting an SD card. Our penultimate act was Roy Michael and the most questionable, but nonetheless uplifting funeral music. Closing the show was the brilliant Declan Evans, a man from Essex, where an acceptable pub quiz question is “What the F**k are you looking at?”
So that was Wednesday at The Bell. Headlining next Wednesday we’ve the utterly hilarious Carwyn Blayney.