Well Wednesday at The Bell, despite the tube strikes, was a fun evening. First to the stage was our very own mellifluous marvel, the fabulous Barbara Fernandez, who gave us a musical tale or two from the chaos that was her youth. We then had Mark Nicholas and why there seems to be an autism tax discount. It was then over to Amber Phillips and how to explain the duties of a fluffer without saying the word c**k. Danielle Scott was next with the tiresome advent of the unsolicited dick giff. After Danielle was Richard Stainbank and just why he’s not longer allowed at wine tastings. Next was Barbora Beránková and why showering seems to be the oldest profession. Fakhry Faisal then told us why he still hasn’t forgiven the British for tea! Closing the first half was the hilarious Pete Kinsella, a man who has a psychic awareness of where the nearest biscuits are hiding.
After the break, Jack Clerkin was a great magician’s assistant, gaining the power to predict the future, before the fabulous Kate Lovelock gave us a hemiplegic blessing. It was then over to Liam Kennedy and why the London pedestrian crossed the road. After Liam was Rob McAlone and the true joy of a good sit down. Mark Vincent then reminisced about the good old days of a traditional Catholic beating. After Mark was Peri Whyte who told us when a toothy smile is not to be trusted. Jordan Bonner then quickly explained that ADHD and being gay are oddly similar. Our Penultimate act was Jonny Brace (pictured), whom we all reckon will never be allowed anywhere near The Gates of Heaven. Closing the show was Tony Carr and everything from parenting to Dignitas and more of those pesky dick pics.