It was a quiet but fun afternoon at The Star of Kings today. First up was Steven Mayne, whose family struggles to get together at Christmas – mostly because they need to go back to their cells. Next up was Susan Heather Kitcatt (pictured), who says Hugh Grant could certainly be the next PM – not only would it allow us to follow in the footsteps of Ukraine, but it would put a stop to any more Bridget Jones movies. Jonathan Godsi gave us a glimpse into his battles with 9 year olds – turns out they aren’t afraid to give him a good raking over the coals – before Marcos Brito appeared: our very own hip hop homosexual aka poof daddy, who doesn’t want to say how many partners he’s had – but is willing to give a ballpark guess – as to where the balls were parked. Next up was Adam Dorr. Was Adam named after the Bible? No, don’t be silly – that would mean his name was the Bible.
Our second half kicked off with Kate Mc . Kate learned that some places of residence are rather strict: no midriffs allowed in the lobby, or it will put the handyman right off his work. Tony Matthews then shared the difficulties of going cold turkey over Christmas – being well stuffed – before Declan Evans shared the best gift cards for some of our jailbird comedians – no names mentioned here – saying ‘congrats on winning your court case’. I think one comedian in particular may well move to Essex. We then had Jo Bodley. Jo has broken her funny bone, which in her eyes means she’s probably 50% less funny – though we don’t agree. Next up was Stanislav Gunko who came to us directly from the year 2075 where apparently Tesla is still doing business, though now just making baseball caps with ‘Make Tesla Great Again’. Closing the show was our own fabulous Matthew Mj Hunter. MJ has some impressive new song lyrics since he’s swapped the n word with ginger – with such beauties as Gingers in Paris and What’s Up My Ginger. His rap energy even extended to his nan’s funeral, where her cremation did indeed bring fire to the booth.
So that was our show! Join us next Sunday 11th May, where we’ll have the poet with the gags, the hilarious Tom Draper and the fabulously funny Mani Ahmed.