Kicking things off at The Star of Kings Sunday afternoon was Rosie G and the societal issues with mouseogeny. Next was Andrew Conway, the stud muffin act of the afternoon, who’ll accept sweets from anyone! After Andrew was our very own Barbara Fernandez, who reckons her chest is of German design; it was ok till it fell in the 80’s. It was the over to Will Snape, whom as a devout Christian would maybe like a bit less Jesus and a bit more girlfriend. After Will was Charlie Lindsay, a man who’s learning about British Colonial history one Tinder encounter at a time. James Streeter then gave us some tips on how to get better sex and sleep, but there’s a chance he got it the wrong way round. Hot on James’ heels was Katy Barber, an ambitious lady who one day hopes to get promoted to such highs that will allow her enough money to afford hospital parking. Next was Evan Henley, a man who exudes Excel competence before Freya Hook told us of how she was robbed of a career as an airline pilot. We then had Steve Hawthorne, a man who has never been a big hit with his in-laws. Our penultimate act was Richard Taylor, a man who cartwheeled onto the stage, did the splits and flipped up to the mic. So yeah, you missed that! Closing the first hall was the hilarious Mackenzie Pike, a true girls’ girl who knows her way round the cutest and most girly job…so she’s a plumber.
Kicking off the 2nd half was Sacha Alexander, a man who knows his limits when it comes to the amount of magnesium he can comfortably absorb. Next was Paul Rowinski and the depth of sagacity discrimination he has to endure as an exceptional individual. The simply fabulous Jenny Jope was next. Jenny has a plan, and that plan is how to ethnically please London’s parakeet population. The afternoon was rounded off by Martina O’Sullivan and Nick Bain in a preview of their fringe show, We Will Yeah, an unpacking of just what it is to be part of the world’s most effective coloniser culture, the Irish.