Tuesday night at The Bell was a fun show starting with the hilarious Pete Kinsella, the human equivalent of a St Bernard. It was then over two Tony Carr and some great advice on how to stop those unsolicited dick pics. Ben Marciano then told us when the worst time to clean up dog puke was: why there’s no dog puke. After Ben we had Sam Mullen, the best mates of the rag and boner man. It was then over to Connor Bell who has been putting in the work for this upcoming stadium gigs. The one and only Jimbo. Jimbo reckons if you do well in the military you might get deployed to Paris fashion week. Closing the first half was the brilliant Darcy Moreland, a man named after a fictional character his mum had the hots for.
After the break, and a wee bit of mind reading magic, we got off to a great start thanks to John Pape and why it’s long overdue that The UN needs to just out some of those closet countries. It was then over to Bence Kocsis who wonders if London might not have a problem with rats, just one really busy rat. After Bence was Shaun England with lockdown love and acupuncture intimacy diagrams. Joe Moody then posed that despite looking a bit like him, he’s not a big fan of Woody Allen at all. Godfrey Mercado then confessed he loves his family, just not enough to buy them gifts after Black Friday. After Godfrey was Marcos Brito (pictured) who still has a beef with Camden’s Queen, Amy Winehouse. Closing the show was the musical Eoghan Collins who had a great wee tip for the ladies on how to spot a predator.