It was a really fun night at The Star of Kings Tuesday. First to the stage was the hilarious prop silliness of Richard Woolford and the sound of slinky underwear falling downstairs. It was then over to Steve Garry and why you fear the twitch in live drawing classes. Mark Rufus was next, along with Michael Caine, Alan Rickman and Bozo the nativity clown. It was then over to Dipak Patel who knows just where he is by how his name is pronounced…except when in Kent! After Dipak we had Sam Hampson, who’s in an open relationship…so he’s discovered. It was then the turn of Barbora Beránková who reckons she’s not argumentative…and will vigorously defend that opinion to anyone! Charlie Firth then explained the legitimacy battle of browsers before our final act of the first half, Neil Ben, hit us with everything from throw away jokes to Dickie Attenborough and Polly, the missing girlfriend.
After the break, and a bit of Scrabble magic, we got off to a great start thanks to Onojie Idemudia, who has been feeding his demons since his early teens. It was then over to Claire Hutchison who advises on never giving your hairdresser too much creative leeway in case you’re given the Cheri Blair. Damiete was next with the problem with anime and why it’s not the best pick-up tactic. Nick Gaughan then gave us the filthiest joke in Christendom before Lucy Clark confessed she deserved the ordeal of a baby shower, because she once dated a guy with a mullet. Jeroen Bloemhoff was the evening’s penultimate act and he just managed to fit on our stage, which is ironic because he was bullied at school in the Netherlands for being short. Closing the show was the hilarious Sue-the-Cleaner -pictured (aka Liam Harney). Sue gave us the wisdom of her great money saving advice. From shampoo to wafter thin ham and how to cut the cost of vet’s bills, Sue gave us the wisdom of her economic genius. Move over Martin Lewis.
Well that was a great night. Headlining next Tuesday we have Moss (aka James Watkins) and Jack Spoole.