Kicking off the show at Royal George Charing Cross Road on September 28th was the simply hilarious Martina O’Sullivan, who told the crowd just how to rake it in with your communion. After Martina was Neil Benson, who once contemplated being an industrial spy for Burger King. It was then over to Brandon Brozorio and the new way to measure your penis. We then had the frenetic fabulousness of the musical lunacy that is Sam Day before Akshar Patel had us wonder if indeed test tubes have a sense of humour. Tash Pickard then told us the unique way she managed to be quite literally in the present. After Tash was Alec Watson and how he and some of the most famous Alecs have so much in common. Closing the first half was Evan Henley and some fascinating insight into job interviews, penguins and polar bear liver.
After the break, and Richard Wheatley showing his true macho strength, we got off to a great start thanks to Anna Donald who had some stuff to get off her chest about Hastings. We then had Richard Jeffrey, a man who believes in honesty and monogamy…honestly. It was then over to Ozey, who reckons there’s an easy way to deal with the XL bully problem: put down the owners. Tom Carney then told us just why he loves his seriously hot wife…she earns way more than him! The one and only Tony Matthews was next with how to cook the best chilli and rice. Our Penultimate act was the brilliant Bróccán Tyzack-Carlin and some socialist poetry and justified JK Rowling bashing. Closing the show was the brilliant Richard Wheatley, a man with a white stick who’s putting a hard working dog out of work. He also told us about the weirdest flirting ever