Thursday, April 3rd, Royal George (Soho)

Nick Bain
It was another fun night at The Royal George on Thursday. First to the stage was Rohan Ashar and the popadom revolution. Eytan Bayme was next with why good booing occasionally turns him on. It was the over to Chiff Powell, whop loves nothing more than some mandatory fun. After Chiff was Lauren Rivers aka Paunty Porren, the boobless auntie. Jimbo was next with the answer to the mystery of how he loses hearing aids. After that revelation we had David Carey and why burying his grandfather at sea was more problematic than expected. Duncan McGregor then explained just why Elon Musk wants to snort his way through Greenland before Mark Daniels gave us the easy guide to Shrödinger’s cat. Closing the evening’s first half was the hilarious Georgia Thorp. Georgia explained why Greek weddings are cash only and how to increase the value of your property with some well placed lesbian gnomery.
After the break, and a wee bit of magic, we got off to a great start thanks to Calvin Smith and a set that’ll go down a storm on our dark comedy night. Marigold Lately then explained why her sister, Venus Flytrap, got bullied at school. After Marigold was Guillaume Kayz, who told us just how much he loves babies. Next was Megan O’Brien, who was recently told to go back to Scotland where she belongs. Which was odd, as she’s from Birmingham. It was then over top Bróccán Tyzack-Carlin whose dad isn’t a dog, but he will go for swans. Andy Brittain then showed us that he doesn’t have proper bloke legs before Nick Bain (pictured) gave us the real story of the three bears. Closing the show was the brilliant Alan Jay Byrne and everything from Hezbollah to Big Ben and the problem with pescatarians.
Well that was Thursday at Royal George Charing Cross Road. Headlining next week we have the awesome storytelling comedy of the hilarious Steve Vertigo.